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The Bible Jack Kolinski

The Bible

Jack Kolinski

Published
ISBN : 9781420840797
Hardcover
440 pages
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The Bible (According to Jack) Part II The New Testament is the irreverent, EVEN FUNNIER sequel to The Bible (According to Jack) Part I The Old Testament, Jacks hilarious trashing of the Old Testament (in an entirely loving, caring and sincere way,MoreThe Bible (According to Jack) Part II The New Testament is the irreverent, EVEN FUNNIER sequel to The Bible (According to Jack) Part I The Old Testament, Jacks hilarious trashing of the Old Testament (in an entirely loving, caring and sincere way, of course ). What does Jack have in store for Jesus and the apostles after explaining the true origin of circumcision- Eves mustache- Moses conversation with God about cross-dressing- who really built Noahs ark- the farting of the Red Sea- and MORE? Pretty much the same thing except theres a whole new cast of characters. All of a sudden from practically out of nowhere theres a whole new religion up and running based on this guy named Jesus. Who the heck was Jesus? Not to worry. Jack has conducted painstaking research and tracked down the real Jesus those other Bibles do not want you to know about. In Jacks Bible women are treated with respect- sex is a perfectly normal activity- Mary and Joseph did it- and Gay is okay Dont even THINK about putting this book down and not buying it Either laugh yourself silly while acquiring a whole new perspective on the New Testament OR, sanctimoniously decry it as sacrilege and burn it, along with every single copy of it you can BUY, with emphasis on the word BUY Burn all you want. Well print more. If you need a moneylender to purchase large quantities for burning, please dont mention Jacks name. Theyre still a little sore at him for repaying his last loan with relics. What? They were genuine. He knows a guy who knows a guy. Have a little faith.